Toilet, Schmoilet

Mom and Dad keep asking me if I want to go potty in the toilet, and I keep telling them, "No, poop in diaper". They don't listen very well. But yesterday Mom bought this Elmo potty ring that lets me sit on the big toilet, and I am VERY interested in it. Here I am practicing sitting on it:

Later I went upstairs and sat on it on the toilet, which was very fun, but only because I got to take off some toilet paper and flush it down. That's about all that happened, so I don't want anyone else asking me if I want to "go" on the potty. I only want to perch up there on my cool new Elmo chair and tear off toilet paper. I am a toddler, after all.